Crazy me aside, thank you all for your comments for my hat giveaway. I wish I could make everybody one! It really isn't that hard, so if you're interested, I bought the pattern here.
My friend, Rae! (Email me what color and size you'd like; I have 6-12 month, 12-24 month, 2T-4T, and 4-10, but I could probably figure out how to make an adult size if you wish.)